surprised my login still works on here.

Just for sage, vick's and glyn if your interested we're on about doing another monopoly bar crawl around london on the 21st march.  There's quite a few people going already and would be good to have you lot there, anyone's welcome to come along.

so far we've got around 15-20 people up for it :o)

Just a message to say,l hope you all had a great christmas and a very good new year!

To the delightful Noel Fielding and Julian Barrett,

I would firstly like to thank you for the rather splendid performance of your live 2008 tour at Brighton a few weeks ago.  I was greatly amused by your referring to the Sugar puff adverts stealing your crimping compositions.

I would, however, like to draw your attention to a popular tropical fruit drink of the early 1980’s, Umbongo.  I fear that the lyrical genius of Andy Blackford’s jingle, which undoubtedly influenced the creation of the crimp, may not have been fully acknowledged by your fine comedic collective.  (As a note that maybe of interest, the producer of this jingle was Andre Jacquemin, musical composer, arranger and producer to Monty Python.)

I hope that you could rectify this by dedicating a crimp to the life juice of the 80’s umbongo.  I think it only fitting, that a gesture of remembrance is made.  For this tropical fruit drink has touched so many of us over the years and has inspired humour heroes such as yourselves.

I look forward to the next installment of your devilishly crafted giggle show.  I would be very grateful if you could let me know if you are able to rectify the umbongo mishap in your next production.

Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to read my email.

Kindest regards,

FMJ

Just to let people know that .david and I are going to be celebrating New Year in a local pub....well somewhere in the Stevenage/Ickleford/Baldock area (Ickleford and Baldock are about 5 miles from where we live).

The plan is just drinking in a pub(s) with friends, nothing too expensive or complicated.  I only emailed around this morning and so am waiting for responses of attendees.

Would anybody else like to come?

If you would, it would be great if you could post on here or email David within the next couple of weeks if poss just so we know what's happening.  The more the merrier.

People are welcome to stay at ours.  Or if they prefer I can give them the names of close and cheap(ish) hotels if they want (we won't be offended).

Ok thanks!

Hmmmm.  This was an interesting one.

My main memories from this particular evening involved holding an imaginary kitten called philip in one hand and an imaginary brick in the other.

I do wonder how i get to these conclusions but i do remember finding this highly amusing.

also, bbc i player volume goes up to 11

This amused me also.

click here for photos.

It was awesome to see all you guys again.

Thought I would write to say that I enjoyed last night with you peoples, well what I can remember of it.  What I do remember is a lot of dumb stuff such as the topic of conversation when I arrived in Wetherspoons and then being bugged by and ABBA nutter.

The parts which I don't remember is probably down to the fact I had rose wine, Jack Daniels and oysters in my belly - yuk.  And, I suffered for mixing these as soon as I got home and all of today.  I was kindly reminded by .david that I had a shouting fit at some bouncer - and I don't even know why.  Sorry about that.
Tbh everything from leaving the table at the restaurant I have absolutly no memory of.  Not even the running around Kings Cross and then sleeping on the train.

Sage - thanks for the wake-up call.  I hope you found your bag?

Nd - I know I was drunk last night but I was serious when I said you're welcome to visit.  (And so are other people)

I hope everybody got back OK. 

I am now going to carry on feeling rough on the sofa and watching The Simpsons, whilst being tempted to have pizza tonight from the Dominos advertising on the programme.  All this whilst not moving from out of under My Duvet.

So, what's everyone up to? Thought I'd put a post on here to see if there's any chance of a meetup somewhere.

Hello

Im going to playzone in portsmouth on the 7th November for my birthday.

There is a minibus on hire from worthing and there are 6 seats left if anyone is interested.

You will need to be in worthing by 7 though as thats when the minibus leaves

The bus costs £10 each and playzone will be about £7

COme along it will be fun

A quick hello, mortals.  I am without the interpipes at the moment, and have been for a little while, so whilst I'm stealing some wi-fi I thought I'd just drop by and check up on you all.  Maybe we could all have a drinkie soon?

Hello everyone.

Just thought i would let you know that i am in nepal.

Got tummy ache at the moment which isnt fun but everything else has been amazing

I am in the process of photobucketing my pics so will post a link when it's done.

(the net is not too fast here)

Hope you are all doing well

Byeeeee

Anyway, I've been steadily uploading albums to my replacement-photo-gallery-of-the-jour Google's Picasaweb.  This little pic comes from a gallery from Chester, in 2005.  Heh.

Whens the next bar crawl? hehe ;)

Today, for the first time in about 3 weeks, i am pleased i have been too slack to go swimming for a few weeks.

I found out it was closed.

The ceiling fell into the pool....

"Quite clearly having a grill fall from the ceiling is obviously extremely regrettable for everyone and the council responded to the risk by closing the pool immediately and is working hard to deal with the consequences"

Oops

(Full Story Here)

Could someone please remove my login from here.

cheers

Since there is no function to bump an old thread up to the top like most sites i've had to do it this way, anychance someone can do the above.

A man walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre, so the barman gave him one.

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. 

Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position.  The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.  People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window.  Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely.  After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. 

"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

The past few weeks have been fun, interesting, hilarious, annoyed etc.

A friend from USA came to see me for two weeks.  Her first time here, so i was like "oh my god" what do i show her here.  Came up with the local towns first, Hitchin, Letchworth, Stevenage.  Then from friday to sunday we had a massive piss up and a bbq.  It was a great laugh.  Saturday I think that 4 people started at 10am, and we got to the bbq at about 3pm, i think.

Thanks to Carl and Babs for letting it be at there house.  :) Cheers guys.

Well for a short cut, we drank for 3 days, and had a bbq for 3 days, it was awesome.  and there was some sun.  Not that us english people were bothered, but my friend was freezing, since when she left it was like +39'C, so she thought it was cold.

On sunday we popped into hitchin to the Rhythms of the world.  They changed the venue this year to the proiry grounds.  Well i must rate this years ROTW at 2/10.  It was not the same.  It was rubbish compared to other years.  I hope they do not have it there again and bring it back to the town.

After staying there for about an hour, we left and went back to the bbq to continue drinking....again.

The following week we did various things, like head to london and did some shopping.  Thursday we headed off to Newquay for 4 days, so could have some clubbing time.  hehe, and followed with more drinking.  Izabela never heard of snake bites, so i thought it best to show her what they are....she loved them.  after having 3 or 4 we were pretty pissed then and this was only about 5pm though.  But we carried on all night.

My nan just had a knee replacement, so that was the other reason for going to cornwall.  She doing ok.  Bless.

Came back on sunday and just slept.  since the previous night we didnt get to sleep until 5am.  Way to much drinking on saturday.  Although we did go back to my cousins mates' house and play on the WiiFit, which i must say is great hilarious fun when your all pissed up.

The rest of the week was just looking around.  back to hitchin n stuff for lunch and drinks.  Unfortunatly we didn't get to cambridge, which i kinda hoped we'd get too but ran out of time.

Im off to sleep now.  Tired.

I mean seriously, What the FUCK!

What is a guy supposed to do to keep a girl happy round here?

Just under a week later and I still don't know what I did wrong!

I mean, It's all very good saying "it's not you it's me" but give me something to work with!?

Three years!

If you aint already heard, Dancer broke up with me.

Is there a way to make these posts members only?

I am happy to update you all with my life, i just dont want it accessible to the universe.

If not, i have moved to 0-soliloquy-0.livejurnal.com.  Some posts are open but most are friend only.  If you are interested i can add you as a friend.

Thankies